He Faked $1M in EBITDA, Here's How I Caught It
►EXECUTIVE SUMMARY 1) A SELLER DEPOSITED $1M IN CASH TO FAKE THE EBITDA — AND ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT: Physical security business, West Coast, $3M revenue, $1M EBITDA on paper. The reality: Break-even. The seller literally deposited a million in cash into the bank, ran it through QuickBooks, reported some on taxes, and called it revenue. Without invoice-level diligence, you'd never know. 2) THE BROKER WAS THE ARCHITECT OF THE SCAM: This wasn't a solo act. The broker — who masquerades as a finance and Harvard expert — coached the seller on how to stage the books so that bank statements, QuickBooks, and tax returns all checked out. Cheap due diligence would've passed this deal. That's the whole point. 3) "JUST SEND ME 10 PHOTOS OF INVOICES" — HE COULDN'T DO IT: Three calls. First they tried to get Elliott to fly to LA to dig through 200 boxes. Then a useless call with the office manager. Finally: just snap 10 random invoices on your phone. When the seller couldn't produce that, the deal was dead. The simplest request exposed the entire fraud. 4) MOST QoE PROVIDERS WOULD'VE MISSED THIS COMPLETELY: Not every Quality of Earnings engagement tests invoices against reported revenue. Most trust what's in QuickBooks. Elliott's team goes deeper because they've seen how creative sellers get. That gap between standard and thorough is where $4M mistakes live. 5) HAD HE CLOSED, IT WOULD'VE BEEN A $4M GUARANTEED LOSS — AND EVERYONE ELSE WALKS AWAY PAID: Seller gets his payday, broker collects his fee, lender moves paper — and the buyer holds a worthless asset built on fabricated earnings. This is the irreversible kind of deal damage that no amount of post-close negotiation can fix.